Score: 3

"Obviously I have missed something"

submission: Shopping Cart Hero 2

date: December 31, 2009

This is not fun.

There is no variety beyond crashing and killing my harem, or not crashing, and getting a piddly amount of money. This is complicated by instances where a trick sticks even though I have stopped holding down the final button several seconds before.

That very much aside, the runs themselves are not fun, and the process of saving up is laborious (and difficult when a lagged trick kills your harem, forcing you to repurchase them.)

-.-

A largely functional game, but not fun.

Score: 7

"Simple and cute!"

submission: Christmas Flash: Mistleto

date: December 18, 2009

Nothing elaborate, but still fun to watch.

Score: 0

"Times up - pay to play more?"

submission: Mysterious Cave Escape

date: December 9, 2009

My usual opinion of such setups prevails. This is a berely functioning "escape the room" game, and so I was planning to give it an 'ok' score, but running out of time and being told to pay so I can play more is unacceptable.

The primary reason being, I was annoyed more than I was entertained. I didn't want to play more, so asking me to pay so that I might do so is utterly asinine!

Score: 7

"tambourine..."

submission: rest or holidays

date: February 9, 2009

The song is beautiful, but that bloody tambourine sounds like it is a half beat late through much of the sequence.

Very hard on the ears.

It is at its worst starting at :37 (though it actually starts missing the beat at :30). It corrects itself at 1:00 and returns to an ideal application.

Score: 10

"..."

submission: Charlie Bit Me (200bpm Remix)

date: February 9, 2009

I do not bother to review many songs. Allow me to start there.

To invoke my admiration in the audio section, you must do something truly unigue. If the first 30 seconds are the same beat...If you have not captured my interest...I am turning your music off, and finding something else.

In no regard have you failed.

Score: 10

"Not enough points, not enough stars..."

submission: (NUB)Sir Roberto Douganis

date: December 3, 2008

There are no words....

Leave it at that.